How to tell if your dog is republican

Yesterday, I tagged along with a friend while she took her dog for a walk. I wondered out loud whether her dog was a republican or democrat.

Without hesitation she replied that her dog is a republican and explained why.

A republican dog views all strangers with equal suspicion

A republican dog knows it has to earn its’ doggie treats.

A republican dog only seems to relieve itself on the left side of the yard and never relieves itself on a bush

A republican dog doesn’t bark endlessly about nothing

A republican dog puts its’ doggy bones in a special place for later

A republican dog views the walk with its master as a privilege and not a right

She continued to share her thoughts as she rambled on mumbled something about exotic breeds.

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One Response to How to tell if your dog is republican

  1. southernsatirist says:

    My dogs must be libertarian.

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