Yesterday, I tagged along with a friend while she took her dog for a walk. I wondered out loud whether her dog was a republican or democrat.
Without hesitation she replied that her dog is a republican and explained why.
A republican dog views all strangers with equal suspicion
A republican dog knows it has to earn its’ doggie treats.
A republican dog only seems to relieve itself on the left side of the yard and never relieves itself on a bush
A republican dog doesn’t bark endlessly about nothing
A republican dog puts its’ doggy bones in a special place for later
A republican dog views the walk with its master as a privilege and not a right
She continued to share her thoughts as she rambled on mumbled something about exotic breeds.